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Monday, April 21, 2014

Society Isn't Ready For Smart Movies

The more I think it, about the more I realize... Cabin in the Woods was ahead of it's time, and that's why it had an even mixture of likes and dislikes. Modern society just wasn't ready for this kind of tongue-in-cheek satire. Mainly because most of us are too stupid to understand it, and that's part of the problem. Someone needed to point out what was wrong with modern day horror films, and Joss Whedon did just that.
The problem was, it was too intelligent of a film for the feeble minds of today's common moviegoer to handle. They either didn't get it, or the claim to have gotten it but hated it for other reasons, most of them not even valid reasons. Everyone people disliked about it could be easily chalked up to something done bad on purpose to make fun of how utterly stupid horror films have gotten.
The movie is riddled with cliches to make fun of cliches, it's ironic and self aware. It's a bold, daring move more directors need to take. Joss Whedon even said it was his love-filled hate letter to modern horror. He feels the old ones are best and VERY FEW newer ones are actually any good. And I agree. I haven't seen a GOOD horror film in a LOOOOOOOONG time. I've seen ok ones, I've seen decent ones, but nothing worth rating higher than a 7 or 8. No 9s or 10s in years.
Next time someone decides to do an artistic masterpiece of a commentary on screen, HOPEFULLY we will have cognitively advanced enough by then to fully appreciate it. As of right now, society just lacks the intellectual perception needed to appreciate such genius.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII Review

WARNING: This review will contain spoilers for Final Fantasy XIII and Final Fantasy XIII-2




I have always been a huge fan of the Final Fantasy franchise. Ever since playing Final Fantasy X as a teenage I was hooked on the series and now own every numbered title (and their prequels and sequels) to date, as well as a few spin-offs. I even enjoy the much despised Final Fantasy XIII, and I enjoyed it's sequel even more. But Lightning returns didn't quite grab me as much as the other two. That's not to say I didn't enjoy it, because I did, just not as much. Let's find out why...

Lightning Returns takes place 500 years after the events of XIII-2, Lightning has awoken from her Crystal slumber is is no longer a Goddess, but instead is "The Saviour", a personal servant of "God" (or rather, the God in their world, Bhunivelze) who has recruited her to do his bidding. TIme has stopped for everyone and the end of the world is nigh, with only 13 days to spare, Lightning has to race against the clock to save as many souls as she can before the final bell tolls. All the while having nothing to go on but a promise from God himself that he will bring Serah back to life if Lightning fulfills her end of the bargain, and they can live together in peace in the new world he creates after the destruction of this one.

At it's core, Lightning Returns is more of Legend of Zelda type action-RPG than a traditional Final Fantasy. The game consists almost entirely of doing quests to earn Eradia to extend the time you have before the end of days. The main goal is to complete all 5 story quests before time runs out, but doing so is nigh impossible without doing a ton of side quests as well, as that is the only way to increase your stats. The problem with this is that the game isn't always very clear on exactly what you have to do next and it is very easy to get lost. On that same note, it's very easy for players to accidentally stumble upon enemies, or even bosses that they are far from ready to face at the time. If you have plans on playing this game, I highly suggest a strategy guide of some kind. Especially if you want to do everything possible before the days run out.

The story of Lightning Returns is somewhat of a hit an miss. While Square Enix has always been known for making games with convoluted plots, Lightning Returns really takes the cake here. While the main focus of the plot is essentially thus: gather souls, save Serah, watch the world die; the rest of the game seems to be littered in sub-plots revolving around Lightning meddling in the affairs of people too lazy to solve their own problems. The game does revisit old friends, few of which seem to be doing well, and expands on a small story for each of them as well, but as far as plot goes, these are the only times where the story really shines. Aside from that it's basically a repetitive cycle of fetch quests. Although, without spoiling anything, I will say that the ending finally gives some closure to a trilogy that seemed to go on forever.

Lightning Returns is the exact opposite of FFXIII in terms of linearity. The game is very open world with two big cities and two huge wilderness areas to explore. The gameplay consists mainly of running around looking for quests to complete in between story missions. These quests often times consist of gathering items, defeating monsters or taking part in some awkward disagreement between friends or loved ones. All the while you have Hope constantly calling you to discuss the events you literally just saw, or to remind you that it's almost 6am and you need to return to the Ark. That got old real quick.

But where LR truly shines is in it's battle system. Lightning is a one-woman-army this time around, with nothing but a set of schemata and varying weapons and abilities to keep her alive. While you do eventually get two party members throughout the story, they are restricted to one particular area and one of them leaves after completing a certain story mission anyways. Lightning is mostly on her own, but it's ok, she's prepared.

You can equip Lightning with different garbs that have varying effects on her stats, such as attack, magic, HP and whatnot. It's like a mixture of the dresspheres of Final Fantasy X-2 mixed with the Active Time Battle system of all other entries in the series. On each garb you can equip a weapon, shield, accessory, adornment (if you're feeling creative) and 4 different abilities, one for each of the buttons on the right side of the controller. Some garbs have abilities pre-loaded onto them and they cannot be removed. The essential idea for battles is that you perform attacks on the selected garb until your ATB bar runs out and then switch to a different garb, rinse and repeat. Now, this sounds ridiculous in theory, but it actually works quite well, and battles run very smoothly. After awhile you find that there is a certain strategy to be had and learning where and when to switch schematica is the key to winning. It's essentially a simpler version of the paradigm system from previous games.

One thing I thought was interesting was that you can cause monsters to go extinct if you kill enough of them. After they're all gone but one, that Last One, as their called, will show up as an all-pink, stronger version o his fallen brothers. Defeating the Last One of any species causes them to drop a rare item, which is often a weapon with ridiculously high stats.

As far as graphics go, I'm not usually one to weigh in on this, but I've always thought the previous games looked impressive given the PS3 and 360's limited hardware, and LR is no exception. the only complaint I have is that a lot of the time during conversations, NPCs will rudely just walk right into you and your conversation partner, causing them to pace in circles while talking to you.

Overall, I was happy with LR, but if I'm being honest, it's not a game for newcomers of the franchise, and probably not one for those who are hardcore nostalgic about the older games either. But I enjoyed it for what it was, it was nice to finally see the trilogy end, and especially on a good note.

My Rating: 7/10       

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Insidious: Movie Review and Possible Reference to SAW VIII


You know a horror movie is good when it makes you afraid to sleep...

I've only been able to say that about one other movie in my entire life: The Grudge. And that was more location based than anything. I love the dark, I love sitting in the dark, I love the night time. But Insidious made me turn on the lights when I went downstairs to pee. This movie is incrediebly creepy. This is the best ghost movie I have seen since Haunting in Connecticut. Certain lines characters said in the movie caused my eyes to widen and a shivver to roll down my spine. It's been so long since a horror movie has genuinely creeped me out like this. I'm happy it did. Most horror movies these days are good for the lulz if nothing else. But something about this one sticks with you...

I have heard from many people how bad this movie sucks, and from others how it was good until the end. Personally I think they are being too cynical. The average imdb.com rating is 6.3/10 which is fair. Most of the reviews range from 5-7 stars. With a few 3's and 10's. So it's obvious this is a movie you either love or hate. And I think it all depends on your personal taste. I loved it, another friend of mine hated it. Each to his own then.

Based off the haterd in some of the reviews I can kind of see where some of the haters are coming from. The movie is not without flaws. The plot moves a bit too fast and you find out what's going on too soon. While the first half of the movie is creepy and make you see things if you stare into a dark corner for too long, the second half of the movie is more of an adrenaline rush and ultimately what seems to be a...

*SPOILER* cat and mouse game with a demon that looks like a cross breed between Dath Maul and a goat *SPOILER ENDS HERE*

I felt like the horror part of the movie was rushed to hurry and get to the more action-y part. It wasn't an altogether bad thing though. There were some parts in the second half of the movie that were even creepier than the first half. It was just the claimax of the movie. It felt more like a race than survival.

The only other complaint I have is that part of the plot seems to be heavily borrowed from Paranormal Activity. But you'd have to see both movies to understand why.

As for the ending, without spoiling anything I will say... if you prefer "happily ever after endings" you probably shouldn't be watching horror movies. I mean, come on people, you've seen enough horror movies by now to expect this kind of thing... lower your standards a bit.

Overall a good creepy movie that takes an unexpected turn into action genre but still manages to keep it's creepy elements. A movie that genuinely tries to scare you and not just gross you out.

My rating: 8/10


Now, on to SAW news...

as you may well know, the new horror movie Insidious was made by the same people in charge of the SAW and Paranormal Activity franchise.

I'm watching it right now and at about 30 minutes and 30 seconds in there's a chalkboard in the background with a Billy Puppet drawn on it and the number 8 underneath him.

here's a screenshot I took with my phone

Possible SAW VIII reference in Insidious.

according to this link: http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00034501.html

the creators of the SAW franchise have stated before that they are considering continuing the series due to the vast amount of unanswered questions, online petitions to make an 8th movie, and the huge support from die-hard fans. But if they do, they plan on making the story "better than ever".

other people have claimed they have seen other horror movie references in Insidious, including Mary Shaw from Dead Silence and what looks to be Freddy Kruger's knife fingers.


Friday, December 9, 2011

The World Ends With You


ever since hearing Neku was gonna be in Kingdom Hearts 3D I felt like I had to do some research on him. Found out what game he was from and also found out this game has a huge cult following.

The game is "The World Ends With You" for Nintendo DS. An underrated glorious RPG gem from the Kingdom Hearts team at Square Enix


It's the story of an angst ridden young man who is thrown into an alternate version of his hometown where he is forced to participate in what is known as the "Reaper's Game". A game that presents him with a new challenge each day for 7 days that he and his annoyingly cheery companion must complete in  a set amount of time or face being "erased". These challenges vary from completing fetch quests to taking out the Noise (the Noise is what the enemies are called in this game). Usually resulting in a fight with a big boss Noise.

I picked up this game awhile back and played it obsessively ever since getting it for a few weeks, but had to take a break for awhile due to some major releases :whistle:

but I have once again picked it up and I must say... it's just as awesome as I remember :D

the gameplay relies almost entirely on the touchscreen. While the d-pad can be used to move while navigating, battles are strictly stylus only.

and here's how it works: throughout the game you get these "pins" that you can equip to Neku and the pins offer different battle abilities, once in battle a certain type of stylus movement will be used for certain attacks. for example, if you wish to slash an enemy, just do a quick swipe across them with the stylus. tapping an enemy repeatedly will shoot magic orbs at them. and holding the stylus on an enemy will set them ablaze.

The pins can only be used so many times in one battle before they need to recharge, which is why it's good to have multiple equipped.

At the end of each battle you are graded on how well you did with a letter score, with a Star for perfect. The score is based on many factors (health lost, time took, damage dealt. ect.) and the higher the score, the better the prizes.

The one bad thing is that you have to watch both screens, because while Neku is at the bottom, his companion is at the top fighting as well, and if either one loses all their health it's Game Over. You also have to switch often from character to charter. First you do a few quick stylus attacks with Neku, then switch to the girl and used the D-pad to attack by pressing button prompts. who you should be using at the moment is indicated by a green orb that floats from one screen to the next, highlighting whose turn it is.

the girl has 3 different moves and once you complete all 3 of them her and Neku can use a big special move.


This all sounds complicated but is actually much simpler once you play it and get the hang of it.

here is a battle video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TeG8NH25-M

Most of the game focuses on fighting and story development, but there is also the opportunity to go shopping (which, regardless of the circumstances, the female character seems insistent on doing) and you can buy items to equip to your characters so long as they have enough SP.

one of the other things I absolutely love about this game is how almost the entire soundtrack consists of lyrical songs made specifically for this game.

The songs have a bit of a pop-ish, kind of hip-hop-ish feel to them, but it makes sense because the game takes place in an urban setting. Heck, just look at the cover:



my favorite song in the game is actually one that plays when you're simply walking around the city:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=445abkZlWKU

my second favorite is one of the battle themes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnt-SEg9J9Y

and my third favorite is the game's theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d58sfK8DgM8


anyways my main point  here is that I wanted to share this amazing game with you guys and see what you think.

and also, to see if anyone else on here has ever played this and loves it as much as I have? :)

and Kingdom Hearts fans, don't forget, Neku will be in the next KH game on 3DS


Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Game Informer's List of Games From This Generation That You Shouldn't Miss Out On

in the latest GI magazine they have a list of current gen games they believe are "must plays" and that you should not miss out on.

here they are: 

Open Word/Sandbox:
  • Grand Theft Auto IV
  • The Elder Schools IV: Oblivion
  • Fallout 3
  • Assassin's Creed Series (Honorable Mention: Assassin's Creed II)
  • Red Dead Redemption
  • inFAMOUS Series (Honorable Mention: inFAMOUS 2)
Shooters:
  • Call of Duty Series (Honorable Mention: Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare)
  • Battlefield Series (Honorable Mention: Battlefield 3)
  • BioShock Series (Honorable Mention: BioShock)
  • The Orange Box (Half Life 2: Episode Two, Team Fortress 2 and Portal)
  • Halo: Reach
Action/Adventure:
  • Uncharted Series (Honorable Mention: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves)
  • The Legend of Zelda Series (Honorable Mention: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword)
  • Batman Arkham Series (Honorable Mention: Batman: Arkham City)
  • Cave Story
  • Shadow Complex
  • Ratchet & Clank Series (Honorable Mention: Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time)
  • Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of The Patriots
  • Heavy Rain
  • Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
  • Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow
  • God of War Series (Honorable Mention: God of War III)
  • Pinball FX 2
RPG:
  • Mass Effect Series (Honorable Mention: Mass Effect 2)
  • Dragon Age: Origins
  • Final Fantasy XIII
  • Fable II
  • Lost Odyssey
  • World of Warcraft
Co-Op:
  • Left 4 Dead Series (Honorable Mention: Left 4 Dead 2)
  • Borderlands
  • Dead Island
  • New Super Mario Bros. Wii
  • Gears of War Series (Honorable Mention: Gears of War 3)
  • Castle Crashers
  • Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
Racing:
  • Forza Motorsport Series (Honorable Mention: Forza Motorsport 4)
  • Gran Turimo 5
  • Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
  • Burnout Series (Honorable Mention: Burnout Revenge)
  • Mario Kart Series (Honorable Mention: Mario Kart DS)
Sports:
  • NBA 2K12
  • Fight Night Champion
  • NHL 12
  • MLB 11: The Show
  • FIFA 12
  • Punch Out!
Puzzle:
  • Portal Series (Honorable Mention: Portal 2)
  • Braid
  • Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords
  • Professor Layton Series (Honorable Mention: Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box)
  • Lumines II
  • Ilomilo
  • Limbo
  • Picross 3D
Strategy:
  • Valkyria Chronicles Series (Honorable Mention: Valkyria Chronicles)
  • Civilization V
  • Final Fantasy Tactics: The War of the Lions
  • Total Warfare: Shogun 2
  • Plants vs. Zombies
  • Starcraft II
Platforming:
  • Super Mario Bros. DS
  • Super Mario Galaxy Series (Honorable Mention: Super Mario Galaxy)
  • LittleBigPlanet Series (Honorable Mention: LittleBigPlanet 2)
  • Donkey Kong Country Returns
  • Super Meat Boy
  • Kirby's Epic Yarn
Fighting:
  • Super Street Fighter IV
  • Super Smash Bros. Brawl
  • Mortal Kombat
  • Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds
Survival Horror:
  • Dead Space Series (Honorable Mention: Dead Space 2)
  • Amnesia: The Dark Descent
  • Resident Evil 5
Music/Rhythm
  • Guitar Hero Series (Honorable Mention: Legends of Rock)
  • DJ Hero Series (Honorable Mention: DJ Hero)
  • Rock Band Series (Honorable Mention: Rock Band 3)
  • Dance Central

and there you have it

so, what do you guys think of this list? agree? disagree? somewhere in the middle? please share.

as for me, I agree with most of them, some really good games on that list, however they missed a few I think.